We are all stardust and stories

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dianasofthemyscira

You are Superman, aren’t you? Lois, look, we’ve been through these hallucinations of yours before. Can’t you see what you almost did? Throwing yourself off a building 30 stories high? Can’t you see what a tragic mistake you almost made? I made a mistake? I made a mistake because I risked my life instead of yours. Lois! Don’t be insane! And don’t fall down ‘cause you’re just going to have to get up again!
Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006)

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This scene features one of the best things about Chris Reeve’s portrayal, which is that he physicalized his different choices between playing Clark and Superman. Like, look at the difference:

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He could go from Rick Moranis to Chris Evans with just his posture. It’s like his glasses are weighing his entire body down. Here it is, in motion:

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Acting.

mcgregorswench

This is a perfect example that proves that the Clark Kent disguise actually does work….and how it works….

intjint

Christopher Reeve was the best Superman and still is

geekinglikeaboss

Are we gonna discuss that Lois Lane rationalized that Superman wouldn’t even feel a bullet, thus wouldn’t even know he hadn’t been hit, causing Clark Kent to reveal himself for who he truly is without her having to risk anybodies life?

symeona

God I love Christopher Reeve’s Superman because some of Clark’s clumsiness can be seen in Superman too. The fact that this man didn’t realize it was a blank even though he can see things move in slow motion is really funny to me

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Like he grew up thinking he had to hide his powers and I just assume that sometimes he forgets he has them because Clark is Clark. He might be superhuman but he’s still a clumsy dumbass and that’s his biggest flaw.

You don’t need kryptonite when you’re dealing with a good honest clumsy man and Lois knows that because she knows Clark!

It’s why I don’t like pretty much any other Superman movie as much. They make him too perfect, that’s not what makes this Kansas man so charming!

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dduane

Reblogging specifically for the shot with the glasses (so fabulous a transformation) and also for the emotional context of the scene, in which his face continues to do extraordinary things—including signaling a kind of vulnerability that has nothing to do with being proof against bullets.

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peterfromtexas

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

tyleroakley

NOPE

balloonpony

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

loki-laufysbum

Wait.

sweaterkittensahoy

the scientific name is Eunice aphroditois, which is hilarious on several levels. But I’m also all for the nickname that threatens to rip off the dicks of abusive men.

Because I remember the Bobbit case hitting the news, and all the news as “OMG SHE CUT OFF HIS DICK” and it was only a couple of years ago that I looked up the case on my own and went, “OH SHE WAS ABUSED FOR YEARS BUT RATHER THAN TALK ABOUT WHY A WOMAN WOULD CUT A MAN’S DICK OFF, THE NEWS WAS MORE CONCERNED THAT A MAN’S DICK WAS CUT OFF BECAUSE CLEARLY ANY WOMAN WHO WOULD DO THAT IS FUCKING CRAZY AND NOT MAYBE TRYING TO STOP BEING ASSAULTED BY HER ABUSIVE HUSBAND.”

Anyway, I support this worm and Lorena Bobbit.

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marisatomay

interview with the vampire (1994) is so funny because brad pitt was like i fucking hate it here i hate this character i will not read those dumb books i hate this shoot it’s all at night i’m so miserable i want to buy my way out of my contract but it’s a few million more than i can spare and david geffen won’t negotiate a lower price so i need everyone around me to be miserable too so i won’t shower in protest and tom cruise was like i’m having a *blast* i was such a fan of the vampire chronicles so i’ve been rereading the books and wow lestat has so much going on internally he’s my best friend my blorbo from work my wife and i moved to paris for a few months to get a feel for his era and culture and we love new orleans and i studied videos of large cats stalking their prey and i’ve been reading a lot of classical literature to really nail his vocabulary and vocal cadence and i lost 20lbs to really get that gaunt look and wow isn’t kirsten dunst so talented she should be claudia i’m going to make sure she gets the role i’m having so much fun i love it here and guess which one anne rice waged a very public war against until the studio had to step in because she was getting too nasty only for her to do an about face when the movie came out and proclaim that his performance would be remembered with olivier’s hamlet